Dive Into Kerrie's Blog
Kerrie Noor
- May 11
- 11 min
The Redcross Shop and the Codpeice
A wee story for you to help chuckle away the Lockdown blues... George’s codpiece is a magnificent piece of expanding equipment which, wit “Guild?” Elsa jolted. “Have you seen their bottle stall? Not a wine in sight. They have no idea what the public want.” Karin fingered her mp3 player, wondering what she had downloaded recently. “One as bad as the other,” muttered Elsa. “As for her who runs the Guild . . . I see enough of her in here.” Karin lifted the bag from under Elsa’s
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